We have a problem.
Someone is pooping in another certain someone's BED.
The problem is increasing in volume and frequency. The culprit MUST BE STOPPED for the health and sanity of the inhabitants of Casa Ranty.
But who could it be????
Undercover investigations of the black cat yielded stinky butt-whiff and a noseful of hair, but nothing in the way of conclusive evidence.
Questioning of the white cat proved equally fruitless, as he repeatedly denied any involvement. (Although he does have a crimminal history, and since his hair was found all over the bed and in the vicinity of the poop, he remains a prime suspect.)
The victim is suffering great psychological stress as a result of these heineous (and repeated) crimes.
A *reward is being offered for any information in this case.
*You can have the crapping cat. :-)