Yep, life is hard in rantyville.
Anyway, here are some highlights from yesterday's Vita.mn poolside fashion show at the Calhoun Beach Club:
How long until I can pick something like that up at Goodwill on a green-tag sale??
Ranty no-can-do short shorts, but this chick sure can.
She looks kinda scared. (But who can blame her when the catwalk is right up against the edge of a second-story terrace?)
Wheeeee, it's Hedy De Vine!!!
Johann is thinking "yes dah-ling, it's all very nice but it's still not Colooooooooooombia..."
Aww look, we found some friends.