Here's my porch floor, right after I painted it yesterday.
Here are little neighbor Jasmine's telltale shoeprints, left NOT 60 SECONDS after I specifically stated that she was not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES to enter my (still doorless) porch and tramp on the wet paint.
She tried to tell me that her little sister Jada did it, but Jada's feet are half this size, and she was barefoot at the time.
Sigh.
